The Impossible Dream
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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

God put blessings of abundance into women with big hips.

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10 minutes ago via padalesexy, © situpsandfruitcups
#same #it took me a long time to love my hips #and sometimes I get annoyed buying pants #but I do like them #catie can't come to tumblr right now


nothingman:

Whenever a comedian or performer says they aren’t going to say bitch or make jokes about rape after having their first daughter, I always imagine them running around shouting at people in the hospital “Dude I just figured out WOMEN ARE PEOPLE”

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39 minutes ago via padalesexy, © nothingman
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jaclcfrost:

do you know how difficult it is to feel secure in your looks and personality and overall self when absolutely no one has ever shown any interest in you whatsoever like yeah you shouldn’t base all of your self-confidence on other people but still there’s like always that irritating little voice inside of you that tells you that you’ve never been worth a second glance or getting to know for anyone and you can try to ignore it all you want but it’s still there

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1 hour ago via padalesexy, © jaclcfrost
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daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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1 hour ago via padalesexy, © daeneryus
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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

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2 hours ago via padalesexy, © maddisnow
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pleatedjeans:

20 Fun Products You Never Knew You Needed

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2 hours ago via padalesexy, © pleatedjeans
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mindyanddannyfineanddandy:

Words to live by

mindyanddannyfineanddandy:

Words to live by

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3 hours ago via padalesexy, © mindyanddannyfineanddandy
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3 hours ago via padalesexy, © 4carmelo
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the avengers + tumblr text posts part 2 (part 1)

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4 hours ago via padalesexy, © nataliedromer
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Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years.

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5 hours ago via padalesexy, © derekzane
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