Currently reading: Grimms Complete Fairy Tales
Currently binging: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Orphan Black pillow in the EW suite at SDCC. (x)
THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD
queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.
A/N: Here, have some fluffy, shmoopy baby fic. — Based off of this gifset. **(The baby in the fic is Dean’s from a previous relationship. The mother of the child does not appear in the fic, nor is she mentioned.)
Castiel never saw himself as someone who would make a good father.
It’s not that he doesn’t like babies - he finds them rather cute actually - it’s more the fact that he doesn’t know what to do with them; especially when they cry.
So while he’s sure babies are probably wonderful, Castiel prefers to admire them from afar.
Then he starts dating Dean Winchester, the thirty-something mechanic that has flecks of sunshine on his skin, a tangible warmth in his eyes, and a three month old daughter who is his absolute pride and joy.
"We’re a packaged deal," Dean tells Castiel on their first date. The words come out blunt, but hopeful.
A nervousness builds in Castiel’s chest, but he nods. If Dean’s daughter is half as charming as Dean is, Castiel’s sure he can work out how to accept her into his life like he has Dean.
Soon after their first date Castiel has the pleasure of meeting little Chevy Winchester. She’s every bit the perfect baby girl Dean’s made her out to be; eyes as big and beautiful as Dean’s, darling rosebud lips, and a personality that makes a warmth clench around Castiel’s heart.
But when Dean asks if Castiel wants to hold her, and Chevy is nestled in the crook of Castiel’s elbow, she’s quiet for all of two seconds before she begins wailing like the world is going to end.
Castiel hands her back almost immediately, swallowing hard around the fear that’s risen in his throat.
Dean chuckles as he holds his daughter against his chest and rubs a soothing hand along her back. “You two are going to have to learn to play nice cause I ain’t gettin’ rid of either of you.” He says.
As Castiel watches Chevy snuffle against Dean’s shoulder, he knows the other man is right; If they’re going to make this work, he and Chevy are going to have to get along.
wear on my sleeve.”
lately I’ve noticed I’ve been typing “hehe” a lot when I find things funny.
why did I start this? I don’t understand.
"i only find teenager zuko attractive"
you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
sorry but i think only finding his teenage self attractive makes sense :/
I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood
like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right
"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license